Case #5 of 2016
J.S : Your honor, my case is simple
Simple as bursting a pimple
JUDGE: Young man get on with it!
J.S : You see your honor
It was quite a beautiful day
when i decided to stray,
then out of the blue came this young lady
looking pretty like candy and decided to join me.
The day turned into a beautiful night Sir
and she started to hold me tight.
So obviously your honor, the gentleman in me
overshadowed the gangster in me and i just let it be.
But she wanted ice cream your honor
and as we proceeded to the parlor
it became abundantly clear your honor,
that i misunderstood her preferred flavor.
So heading to the dark park
she began to attack.
JUDGE: Young man you are testing my patience.
J.S : Your honor just permit me one more minute Sir
because i really need you to hear the whole roro
JUDGE: Speak Sir
J.S. So as the young lady started to enjoy the ice cream
my hands began to go down stream.
But what i felt there your honor
sent me way way back in the corner
JUDGE : You are treading on dangerous grounds young man!
J.S : Can you believe it your honor, that she was actually a he
So you know my honor, the gangster came out in me
JUDGE : Order in Court, Order in Court
So Jack Sparrow, what more do you want from Robin Hood
J.S. : Your honor
I'm suing "he, she, shim" for embarrassment, false identity, pain & suffering and distress
And your honor "shim" have to pay for that ice cream, because it wasn't free
BAILIFF: Order in Court, Order in Court
JUDGE: Robin Hood, what have you to say for yourself?
R.H. : Your honor
I saw this lovely young man looking so worried and over burdened and so i just wanted to help him relax. (in a most provocative female voice).
So your honor i'm guilty as charged
JUDGE: Judgment for the claimant to be paid in kind.
Have a nice day, court adjourned.